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Apparel and accessories for the boldest crew on the water.
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BOATBOOBS™ Fender
Buoyant Design
Stays afloat so your boat stays protected
Durable PVC Cover
Built to take a hit and keep looking good
Reinforced Eyelet
Heavy-duty attachment point that won't quit
Dock & Boat Protection
Cushions impacts at the dock or on the water
Limited Drops
We drop special edition colorways throughout the year — limited quantities, limited time. Be the first to know when the next one lands.
Reserve Your Pair
Secure yours with a $25 deposit — applied toward your final purchase price. Only 5,000 units in our first drop.
24" x 18" — Standard Boat Fender Size
Early Access
Shop before the public launch
$25 Deposit
Applied toward your final purchase price
Only 5,000 Units
First drop is limited — reserve yours now
Hot Pink
BOATBOOBS™ Fender
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100% Refund Guaranteed — Not satisfied? We'll refund your full deposit within 30 days of payment, no questions asked.
Weekly Production Updates — Once you reserve, we'll send you weekly email updates on production progress so you always know where your pair is at.
10% off your next order — purchase a set, check in on Submit a Spot with a photo of your Boat Boobs in action to unlock your discount.
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